John [00:00:00]: Because some of those spicy. If you go to the spiciest level of cards, you're going to be drinking a lot of hot sauce. Describe your nipples as vividly as possible. Use a size comparison dimes or dinner plates.

Nicole [00:00:11]: What?

John [00:00:12]: Use a size comparison dimes or dinner plates.

Nicole [00:00:15]: Do people have dinner plate size nipples?

John [00:00:18]: I think like a plate. Like a. Like an appetizer plate. Like beyond the perfect we discover through our flaws we complete each other. Better than perfect we stay through every fault we find our way. All right, welcome back to the better than Perfect podcast, where every week we share with you how two imperfect people helping each other grow equals one better than perfect relationship.

Nicole [00:00:52]: Here we are.

John [00:00:53]: Are you ready, Nicole?

Nicole [00:00:55]: No.

John [00:00:55]: Well, we've got a very special episode this week. We. We are going to play the Wheel of Hot Sauce, actually, so. Actually, so we got a sponsorship from Hasbro for Truth or Drink game. And they're not actually. Well, I don't know. It's in. They. They sponsored us to do a clip. Just a clip. But we're like. Well, I mean, we're gonna record the podcast. We might as well do the. The whole podcast.

Nicole [00:01:25]: Yeah.

John [00:01:26]: And so we're gonna do Truth or Drink game.

Nicole [00:01:29]: We're gonna play it.

John [00:01:30]: Yeah, we're gonna play it.

Nicole [00:01:31]: And obviously we don't drink. You don't have to drink to play the game.

John [00:01:35]: Right.

Nicole [00:01:36]: So John decided it'd be a good idea for us to drink hot sauce as the drink portion of the game.

John [00:01:43]: Right.

Nicole [00:01:44]: So.

John [00:01:44]: Which is worse than.

Nicole [00:01:45]: That's where the wheel of hot sauce came from.

John [00:01:48]: Yeah. So, yeah. So basically we haven't really played the game, and we looked at some of the cards and stuff, but the way the game works is that it's like Truth or Dare. Right. I guess. There's a YouTube channel. It's based off of the YouTube channel with 2 billion views.

Nicole [00:02:05]: The Cut series.

John [00:02:07]: Yeah, that's what it is. Okay. Because it's from Cut games. Yeah. I haven't watched the YouTube channel, but I can imagine. I mean, it's like Truth or dare, Right. Except no dare. Just drink.

Nicole [00:02:21]: Inspired.

John [00:02:22]: Yeah. You have to be 21 or older to play to play this game.

Nicole [00:02:26]: And obviously the drinking. But also some of the cards.

John [00:02:30]: Yeah.

Nicole [00:02:31]: Are like I said, a little bit more spicy. There's different levels. There's four different levels of, like, questions.

John [00:02:38]: So that's also probably the spiciness level of the cards is such that if you're 20 years old. No, you can't. Can't handle that spot spiciness. Okay. Which is why we have spice spiciness. You didn't even know I was thinking about that. All right, let's just. So there's a two player version and there's a three player.

Nicole [00:03:01]: Wait, before John gets into this.

John [00:03:03]: Oh, this story.

Nicole [00:03:04]: Yeah, he told you guys they are sponsoring this video or like the clip.

John [00:03:09]: Right.

Nicole [00:03:09]: So they sent us the game. And so we arrived here today to shoot this episode and we forgot the game. So we had to run to Target to purchase the game because it's quicker than going back to our house. So if you would like to purchase this game, it is available at Target, definitely.

John [00:03:26]: Yeah.

Nicole [00:03:26]: And Amazon and Walmart.

John [00:03:28]: Even small targets. Because there's a small.

Nicole [00:03:30]: Yeah, we went to a small. John went to a small Target.

John [00:03:32]: You forgot the game.

Nicole [00:03:34]: Look, I got all the hot sauce and everything together.

John [00:03:37]: You got all that out. But that's why I. I thought you had everything. So I thought I just had to get the wheel.

Nicole [00:03:42]: So I know that is kind of my fault because I did say that I had the stuff together, but I didn't have the game because it was in the living room. So.

John [00:03:49]: Yeah, well, hey, it. It worked out. We got to test it. It's like, okay, is it really at Target? I don't know. Are they just saying it's at Target? Because what if we did the ad and then they're. We're like, it's at Target and it's not there. I know it's at Target because I went and took it off the shelf at Target myself.

Nicole [00:04:04]: And we called.

John [00:04:05]: Exactly.

Nicole [00:04:05]: And made sure that.

John [00:04:06]: So it's at Target. You can get it. All right, let's.

Nicole [00:04:08]: Okay, so yeah, something about two or three somethings.

John [00:04:14]: We have rules. Okay. Yeah. So it can be two player only version or three players or more version.

Nicole [00:04:22]: And.

John [00:04:24]: Yeah, it'll be two players today. Okay, let's just. Let's just keep it simple. We'll just do the two player version then. Right. So, yeah, I was just thinking about, like, you know, as I read some of the spicy cards, I'm like, do you really want to play this with like. I don't. Sometimes, like, you got to watch who you're playing this with. Like, you know, because some of those spicy. If you go to the spiciest level of cards, you're gonna be drinking a lot of hot sauce. So you can ask some awkward questions. We'll see. You guys will see. So, all right, so two players only choose which card set you'll like to play with, shuffle them together and get your drinks ready. So, I mean, We'll. We'll say it. We'll start at the, the lowest level and we'll, we'll work our way up to super spicy level. So our, our engagement, our watch time on this video is going to be higher. People are going to stick around longer. Deal 10 cards face down. Note, with two players, the different card types, straight up, etc don't apply. So there's different card types. They're all the same. Okay, the older person goes first. Uh, that'll be me. Draw one card and ask the question. Okay. The other person must either tell the truth or take a drink.

Nicole [00:05:39]: Wait, so you go first, but does that mean you're drawing first and asking me or I'm drawing and asking you.

John [00:05:47]: The older person goes first. Draw one card and ask the question.

Nicole [00:05:51]: Okay, so you're going first by drawing the card.

John [00:05:54]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, that's what will.

Nicole [00:05:59]: Yeah, yeah.

John [00:06:00]: Because it's, I mean, it wouldn't be draw one card to mystery person. It would say the other person draws one card. So. Okay, the other. See, now it says the other person must either tell the truth or take a drink.

Nicole [00:06:13]: Oh, okay.

John [00:06:14]: Either. Or either. What do you do? See, were you impressed when I said either? Were you impressed when I said either? Because I have to force myself to say either when I read things. But then I sound more sophisticated because everyone's like either. I either.

Nicole [00:06:27]: Either is more sophisticated.

John [00:06:29]: Okay. They draw the next card and ask that question to you. Hold on.

Nicole [00:06:39]: Okay, See, you distract.

John [00:06:41]: This is a very simple game. And now I've, I've made it complicated.

Nicole [00:06:44]: Very simple. Yes.

John [00:06:45]: And you just take turns.

Nicole [00:06:47]: Yeah, that's what it means.

John [00:06:48]: It means you take turns. Okay, once all 10 cards are gone, either clink glasses. Plastic shot glasses.

Nicole [00:06:56]: Can we say shot?

John [00:06:58]: I mean, it's. That's what these are. But either clink glasses and call it night or deal out another round. Right. Or like, okay, or go to the bedroom. Because if you get to the spicy level. And who are you going to the bedroom with? Especially if you're playing with four or five people. I don't know some of these questions, so. Well, we'll see. Okay, so we're going to start with the, the baby. The easy questions going with your partner. I mean, you'll see when we get to the questions. But.

Nicole [00:07:33]: No, not good.

John [00:07:34]: Some of these will be like, you're not. You're going to go home by yourself tonight.

Nicole [00:07:38]: That's right.

John [00:07:38]: That's probably more likely even if you don't answer. Just for asking the question. Not Even for answering.

Nicole [00:07:43]: That's the lower level. Should we just set out the stack?

John [00:07:47]: Oh, yeah, let's look at this. Okay, so we've got this one.

Nicole [00:07:51]: What do they say? You missed it.

John [00:07:53]: Does it say what the spice level is?

Nicole [00:07:57]: Buy around.

John [00:07:58]: Is that. No, that's okay. Oh, you read the back of that card. Does it say what the spice level is of that?

Nicole [00:08:04]: Oh, buy around is when everyone has to answer or drink.

John [00:08:10]: Oh, let me see that.

Nicole [00:08:12]: But we are everyone, so that doesn't really.

John [00:08:15]: These are, like the blank cards, though.

Nicole [00:08:17]: Blank cards in the buy another round, which means everyone has to answer.

John [00:08:22]: I see this.

Nicole [00:08:23]: These ones are the happy hour ones. I think they're the lowest.

John [00:08:25]: Yeah, that's what it should be. Okay, so it's called happy hour.

Nicole [00:08:28]: Yes.

John [00:08:28]: They give you some blank cards to make your, like. If you got a really twisted mind, then you.

Nicole [00:08:33]: There was one I thought of last night, but I can't remember.

John [00:08:36]: You were thinking of her. Okay, so that's the first one. And then the next level is called what?

Nicole [00:08:43]: It's called on the rocks.

John [00:08:45]: Okay, that doesn't seem scary. And then the next level.

Nicole [00:08:48]: That doesn't seem scary. Last call.

John [00:08:51]: Okay, that's starting to get scary. And then this one. I think this is the cold hard truth or whatever.

Nicole [00:08:56]: Extra dirty.

John [00:08:57]: Oh, extra. Is that what it's called?

Nicole [00:08:59]: Yeah, like martini.

John [00:09:01]: Oh, yeah. Extra. No, no.

Nicole [00:09:03]: Yes.

John [00:09:03]: Oh, they have things up there. I see. Last call. Okay. Yeah.

Nicole [00:09:06]: These are the four.

John [00:09:07]: Okay, so we'll put this.

Nicole [00:09:09]: And there's plenty of questions to ask because it has 410 question cards throughout the four.

John [00:09:16]: Very good. Hitting all of the marks of the sponsorship requirements.

Nicole [00:09:21]: And you're just over here swinging it. But just like. Is it either or either? Are you impressed? I'm like.

John [00:09:28]: But 2 billion views, right? From the YouTube video series. Series. Yeah, I got. I got that.

Nicole [00:09:34]: All right.

John [00:09:34]: And I'm not going to mention four things.

Nicole [00:09:39]: Are you going to mention that you.

John [00:09:40]: I won't even mention the. The things. Huh? Oh, yeah.

Nicole [00:09:44]: Was it a Snickers?

John [00:09:46]: How did you know? You could just tell I ate. Actually. Actually, if we're being honest, since that's what this game is. When we went to Target, I bought a. A king size.

Nicole [00:09:58]: When you went to Target.

John [00:09:59]: Yeah, yeah. To get the game.

Nicole [00:10:00]: Yeah, yeah.

John [00:10:01]: I was the errand boy, so I got the treat. So I got a king size Reese's Cup. So four of them and a king size Snickers bar and ate it all.

Nicole [00:10:12]: That's what. When your soulmates just connected. I knew what one you would have picked up I should have Reese's sauce.

John [00:10:18]: But I only did it because of the hot. Because I don't want to have hot sauce in my stomach and only have that.

Nicole [00:10:24]: I eat crackers.

John [00:10:25]: Okay, so this is the safe, safest card we're starting.

Nicole [00:10:28]: Yeah. So we're gonna also do this like authentically. Like we haven't picked out any cards.

John [00:10:34]: No, we don't know.

Nicole [00:10:36]: You know, we're just.

John [00:10:37]: I got nothing.

Nicole [00:10:39]: The thing is that we like to tell the truth and we like, you know, just putting stuff out there. So.

John [00:10:45]: Yeah. So I don't know how we're gonna. But.

Nicole [00:10:48]: But basically drinking.

John [00:10:49]: But yeah. So how are we changing the rules? Good question. Right. So when you have to drink, you get to spin the wheel of hot.

Nicole [00:10:56]: Sauce and you don't want to answer the question for some reason. If you don't want to tell the truth.

John [00:11:01]: Right.

Nicole [00:11:02]: Then you have to drink.

John [00:11:04]: Because that's, because that's what the rule is.

Nicole [00:11:06]: Spin the wheel and drink the hot sauce.

John [00:11:08]: Right. That's how it works. Like there's no. Just like, what if everyone just tells the truth all the time? Then you don't drink anything.

Nicole [00:11:15]: I guess not.

John [00:11:17]: Either tell the truth or take a drink.

Nicole [00:11:20]: That's what the spicy ones are for.

John [00:11:21]: They, I think when you get into the multi player, then they judge you and they're like, ah, Is that really. Yeah. No, seriously, I think that it's like, okay.

Nicole [00:11:31]: I mean either way this is going to be good for everyone watching to like learn more about me and you.

John [00:11:37]: Yeah.

Nicole [00:11:38]: On a different level. Because they just see us talking about dating stuff a lot of the time, so. Which I'm sure there'll be relationship ish questions somewhere up in here.

John [00:11:48]: But see there's different question type. Like straight up is ask one, one person if they have a satisfying answer. Award them the card as a point. So like if you, you have to.

Nicole [00:11:59]: Give a good answer, then you get the card.

John [00:12:01]: If it's a satisfying answer.

Nicole [00:12:03]: What does that mean?

John [00:12:04]: It means like if the answer is like, like tell me some, some sexual fantasy that you have that you've never told anyone and they're like, I would like have a massage before intercourse. Then you're like, you don't get the point. Right. But if you're like, so then I want to have five whatever, then you probably get the point. Whatever comes next, you're gonna get the five points.

Nicole [00:12:28]: Could be anything. So if it's not satisfactory, do you spin the wheel? Do you have to drink?

John [00:12:34]: I mean in the two Player game.

Nicole [00:12:36]: I get the point.

John [00:12:36]: In the two player game, it doesn't. It's just like you're either take, tell the truth or take a drink.

Nicole [00:12:41]: Okay.

John [00:12:42]: Because it's not going to be like.

Nicole [00:12:43]: That's because no one's judging.

John [00:12:45]: Because yeah, it would be like you're. You're lying. Like, I mean, I will call you out if you're lying, but. But it's not.

Nicole [00:12:51]: And I will call you out if you're lying. It's truth or drink.

John [00:12:56]: Yeah. So, yeah, there's no yeah or plead, plead the fifth is the same as drink.

Nicole [00:13:00]: So I think you're gonna get me drinking something with those ones.

John [00:13:06]: That's the, that's the goal. Okay, so we'll start off with the light. The light version. I mean, that's why we got the wheel. I didn't buy that wheel for nothing.

Nicole [00:13:14]: I know.

John [00:13:15]: The hot sauce I already had, so that's true. Didn't have to invest in that. Okay, so we're do it this way. Then we're not going to deal out the 10, 10 cards because it's just going to be like you pick your fate here.

Nicole [00:13:27]: Okay. Don't you have to pick the card your oldest.

John [00:13:30]: Yeah, but I kind of want you to like, hand me your card so it's like you're picking your fate, you know, like, oh, oh, happy hour. Okay. Straight up. Straight up. Doesn't matter because we're just so. Just. Aside from moist, what word can't you stand the sound of? I hope they don't have stuff that we're not allowed to say that's in the game that we're supposed to promote.

Nicole [00:13:56]: Don't talk about this. Doesn't bother me.

John [00:13:58]: The last talking point they said is not. Is it disturbing stuff we're not allowed to say? Disturbing?

Nicole [00:14:06]: No.

John [00:14:10]: Look up the rule.

Nicole [00:14:11]: Let me consult.

John [00:14:12]: I know the other one.

Nicole [00:14:13]: Like degrading, degrading degree.

John [00:14:15]: Okay.

Nicole [00:14:16]: Is it degrading?

John [00:14:17]: But there's going to literally be degrading stuff.

Nicole [00:14:19]: So derogatory.

John [00:14:20]: Derogatory. Oh, yeah. Okay. So degrading. We can degrade. That's okay. Just not draw.

Nicole [00:14:24]: This is words I don't like.

John [00:14:26]: Aside from moist, what one word can you not stand the sound of?

Nicole [00:14:31]: I feel like I don't have this, like, phobia or whatever you would call it. Bother me.

John [00:14:38]: See the C word?

Nicole [00:14:39]: The C word. See you next Tuesday Word.

John [00:14:43]: Yes.

Nicole [00:14:43]: I don't like that. You're right.

John [00:14:45]: That's the one that.

Nicole [00:14:46]: What is the question? One more time.

John [00:14:48]: Aside from moist, what word can you can't you stand the sound of.

Nicole [00:14:54]: It's either that word or the. The P word that is also inappropriate. Like, I don't like saying that word, but I don't mind if other people say it. But I don't like.

John [00:15:09]: You don't like saying pee pee.

Nicole [00:15:12]: The one that is P starts with P, but is in reference to a cat.

John [00:15:19]: Oh, yeah. We won't say because of this episode. Like, yeah, beef, whatever. Okay, we got it. Okay. So you don't have to drink anything because you.

Nicole [00:15:28]: Thank goodness. All right. Pick your card.

John [00:15:32]: I'll just pick right off the top. Like, I'm not afraid of anything.

Nicole [00:15:35]: Okay.

John [00:15:36]: The truth doesn't scare me.

Nicole [00:15:37]: What's the weirdest way you've ever earned money? How much did you get.

John [00:15:45]: Doing a sponsorship for? No.

Nicole [00:15:48]: You do have some sponsorships that aren't. This. That were questionable.

John [00:15:56]: Questionable.

Nicole [00:15:58]: Wasn't there, like a supplement one time or something or some sort of thing?

John [00:16:02]: The weirdest way I've ever earned money Is that. What's the question? Is it the weirdest.

Nicole [00:16:06]: What's the weirdest way you've ever earned money? And how much did you get?

John [00:16:10]: Gosh, I mean, I've earned money in a lot of weird ways. Like.

Nicole [00:16:14]: But the weirdest.

John [00:16:15]: The weirdest way.

Nicole [00:16:17]: Or you can drink the hot sauce.

John [00:16:21]: Gosh, I'm trying to think. What would be the weirdest way that I've earned money? I don't know. I can't really think of anything super weird. Maybe, like, some weird sponsorship where I like. I mean.

Nicole [00:16:46]: Okay, Nothing here, John.

John [00:16:49]: Okay, here, here. This is what I'll give you. This would be the weirdest way. Okay, so one of my now friends. Like, more of a quintessential but. But friends is. Is a male porn star.

Nicole [00:17:01]: Can you say that?

John [00:17:03]: Oh, yeah. Why can't I say that?

Nicole [00:17:07]: Is that allowed?

John [00:17:08]: It's not derogatory. I mean, we're gonna get to the spicy level. It's gonna be worse than male porn star. I guarantee. He had a course, which. It can be degrading. So. Okay, so I'm good there. As long as that. So anyway, he had a course.

Nicole [00:17:24]: Derogatory.

John [00:17:25]: Yeah, yeah. Degrading. This is degrading. Not derogatory. He had a course on basically on being dominant in the bedroom, which involved, like, some choking and slapping and great bondage.

Nicole [00:17:46]: Okay.

John [00:17:46]: And stuff. And so I Peru the course.

Nicole [00:17:50]: Oh, I was. That.

John [00:17:52]: I was. I was. Yeah. No, yeah.

Nicole [00:17:57]: And how much did you get?

John [00:17:58]: Oh, I mean, it was crazy because I had an interview on my YouTube channel. And I. And I didn't. I mean, we just did a live stream and talked about it, and I didn't expect it to do very well, but I think I made like 15 or 20k.

Nicole [00:18:11]: Wow.

John [00:18:11]: Of like, affiliate sales.

Nicole [00:18:13]: That's a lot.

John [00:18:14]: Yeah. Yeah.

Nicole [00:18:15]: Interesting.

John [00:18:16]: Yeah. So there you go.

Nicole [00:18:17]: That was super long way to answer the question, are we doing these still or moving on?

John [00:18:22]: I think we should at least move up to the.

Nicole [00:18:25]: Okay.

John [00:18:25]: To the next level. I got to shuffle those because I didn't.

Nicole [00:18:29]: They're all Greek to us.

John [00:18:31]: Well, I know, but, you know, maybe. Who knows? Like, maybe I get a random.

Nicole [00:18:36]: You just want to show off your shuffling skills.

John [00:18:39]: No one has my shuffling skills. I was like, everyone's like, oh, let me shuffle. I'm like, I. I can't stand watching people shuffle.

Nicole [00:18:44]: So humble.

John [00:18:45]: It's so like. Yeah. When they're like this, and they're like, oh. And then they're like, take it. And then they're like this.

Nicole [00:18:54]: You also have. And then they're like, so, like.

John [00:18:57]: And you're like, oh, good job. Yeah, good shuffle. And then I'm just like, you know.

Nicole [00:19:02]: Yeah, well, we can't all be a star shuffle.

John [00:19:07]: Like, what's the thing where you're trying to get it like, when you have it like this and then you're trying to get like, I just do this and then that. Right. Like. But people are like. They're just like. They're trying to grab the thing and they're like. Then they're like this. This is the Noah's annoying part.

Nicole [00:19:22]: Make you spin the wheel if you, like, take the game to a different level.

John [00:19:28]: Penalty.

Nicole [00:19:29]: Yeah.

John [00:19:31]: Mao. All right.

Nicole [00:19:32]: Oh, I almost read it for myself.

John [00:19:33]: Oh, yeah, I gotta read it too. Okay, we're at on the rocks level. The first one was happy hour, just for kids and stuff. All right. On the rocks. Science has advanced, and now you and I are raising our five year old together. Okay, how are we doing this? What is the kid like?

Nicole [00:19:56]: Wait, what does it mean? Science has advanced. This could just be us raising a 5 year old. I'm confused. Wait, what was the actual question?

John [00:20:06]: Science.

Nicole [00:20:06]: We have a five year old.

John [00:20:07]: Science has advanced, and now you and I are raising our five year old together.

Nicole [00:20:13]: So we just pop.

John [00:20:14]: How are we doing? What is the kid like? I think science is advanced.

Nicole [00:20:21]: It's like, it means a five year old just popped out of me and it's five.

John [00:20:24]: It could be. It could be also that we're both women or we're both men. Like, that could be why Science had to advance in order for us to have a five year old. I mean, it could be that it's a time machine because now all sudden we have a five year old. Right. Like, there's a lot of reasons.

Nicole [00:20:38]: You're bordering on hot sauce. Spin. Okay, so what is the kid like?

John [00:20:44]: How are we doing? What is the kid like?

Nicole [00:20:46]: Well, I mean, I think we're doing a good job as a uniform team.

John [00:20:50]: That's right.

Nicole [00:20:52]: And the child is hopefully very well behaved.

John [00:20:55]: We've got a picture of him actually.

Nicole [00:20:58]: AI baby. Maybe we could insert that in here. But he looks a little bit younger than five.

John [00:21:03]: Okay. I'm surprised that you could answer that without having to drink.

Nicole [00:21:06]: Why?

John [00:21:08]: Because it's just so complicated. It's like, yeah, like, no, I choose. No, I can't answer that question. I'm gonna drink. All right, ask me one.

Nicole [00:21:16]: You pick one. You have to pick it.

John [00:21:18]: Here you go. Right?

Nicole [00:21:19]: You're all over the place. If you had to eat one delectable part of my delicious body, what part would you choose?

John [00:21:29]: See you next Tuesday, John.

Nicole [00:21:37]: Our family watches this.

John [00:21:40]: Oh, let me now, let me now let me answer the question. Your cute little nose.

Nicole [00:21:49]: I know you're probably not going to drink hot sauce, but I probably will. All right, are we doing another one of those or move?

John [00:21:56]: No, we gotta spice it up. These are.

Nicole [00:21:58]: Oh, my gosh. I mean, that one's getting there.

John [00:22:01]: No, but we're like, you just want.

Nicole [00:22:02]: Me to drink the hot sauce?

John [00:22:03]: This is what people paid tickets for.

Nicole [00:22:05]: So this is free.

John [00:22:08]: Yeah. All right. Some of those ones, dude, like, the highest level ones scare me, though, because it's like I don't even want to read the question. But. Okay, here, we'll do it this way. Pick your poison. Okay. And then I read it too.

Nicole [00:22:27]: Yes.

John [00:22:28]: Yeah. Okay. Do you think I have a more dominant or more submissive personality? Do you have any examples?

Nicole [00:22:39]: Dominant.

John [00:22:40]: Do you have any examples?

Nicole [00:22:42]: Because you won't let me give you directions in the car no matter if you're going the wrong way.

John [00:22:48]: That's.

Nicole [00:22:48]: I guess that you're like, just let me go the wrong way. Like.

John [00:22:52]: Yes.

Nicole [00:22:52]: Okay. This is very inefficient, but all right.

John [00:22:59]: You don't know when I'm trying to lose a tail or something. Like, all right. Okay. All right.

Nicole [00:23:04]: Oh, wait. Yeah, you pick one.

John [00:23:05]: I pick one.

Nicole [00:23:06]: Do you want me to. You seem like you want.

John [00:23:08]: Yeah, I want the princess treatment. I want this one right here. Okay. I mean, I got a good one from this one, so.

Nicole [00:23:17]: Oh. Oh, this is A deep one. See, this is what they're talking about when they're like, go deep. We've got a lot of ones that go deep.

John [00:23:24]: Yeah.

Nicole [00:23:24]: As, like, deep, deep. This one's.

John [00:23:25]: Yeah.

Nicole [00:23:26]: If you discover you'll die today, what will be your biggest regret?

John [00:23:31]: If I discover I'll die today? Discovering that I would die today, that's.

Nicole [00:23:38]: Your biggest regret, knowing that Seems like.

John [00:23:42]: Whatever I discovered that caused me to die. But what would be my biggest regret if, you know, I would say, I don't want to answer this question. No, we'll wait. We'll save that for the last level.

Nicole [00:24:01]: I mean, if you don't want to answer it, you can spin.

John [00:24:03]: No, it's not. My biggest regret would be.

Nicole [00:24:10]: If you're gonna die today. Today.

John [00:24:14]: Right. Not spending more time with you.

Nicole [00:24:29]: I believe you, but the audience might not. Are we doing these ones again or moving on?

John [00:24:36]: I will move on. Yeah. Yeah.

Nicole [00:24:37]: Are you going to shuffle? Because I know you want to.

John [00:24:41]: I am going to. I was just thinking about see you next Tuesday. I could work that in there.

Nicole [00:24:50]: Oh, my. You already have worked it in there. You already used that answer.

John [00:24:55]: See, I could have just used the same answer for that one. What was my biggest regret if I was going to die today? See you next Tuesday. But.

Nicole [00:25:05]: Huh.

John [00:25:06]: Not. Not. Not seeing enough Tuesday. Wow.

Nicole [00:25:11]: I don't think that's. That's how it works, but. Okay. That's not how the. What do you call that?

John [00:25:19]: Ask me it again.

Nicole [00:25:22]: What would be your biggest regret?

John [00:25:24]: That I won't see you next Tuesday.

Nicole [00:25:25]: Wow.

John [00:25:26]: I won't be seeing anyone next Tuesday.

Nicole [00:25:28]: No. Wow.

John [00:25:31]: There we go. I knew it was in there somewhere. My mind was figuring it out. Okay, are you ready for this one?

Nicole [00:25:39]: No.

John [00:25:40]: Let's warm up the wheel.

Nicole [00:25:41]: Oh, you gotta move. Yeah, those are too close.

John [00:25:47]: Let's see. That one would have been okay. That would have been okay. Oh, milk.

Nicole [00:25:54]: The dark one is milk. If you can't see it because it's hard to.

John [00:25:58]: So we should talk about this before you read this card. Before we read this card, which is that these are the steaks. So milk. You can get milk. Yeah. All right. That's the gimme. Okay.

Nicole [00:26:13]: I don't have milk, though. I don't.

John [00:26:15]: Then there's Cristal, right? That's some Louisiana hot sauce, Crystal style. Yeah, I think that's how they pronounce it. Yeah. Then there is the Mono Loco. Mono Loco.

Nicole [00:26:30]: This hottest one.

John [00:26:31]: This is the one that is on the hot ones. Like the second hottest on the hot ones.

Nicole [00:26:36]: Yeah.

John [00:26:36]: We Got that one in Costa Rica. And this one. This is the hottest. This is the one you don't want.

Nicole [00:26:42]: That's hot. Like, that's really hot.

John [00:26:44]: Yeah.

Nicole [00:26:44]: This one, John had a 30 piece of chicken because it had too much of the hot sauce.

John [00:26:48]: That's the one that you don't want. Okay. Then we've got the scorpion, Tabasco.

Nicole [00:26:52]: But I'm also afraid of that one, too.

John [00:26:54]: That one, it is hot. I haven't had that in a long time.

Nicole [00:26:57]: Yeah, it was up on the hot shelf.

John [00:26:59]: Yeah. I mean, it will definitely. That one will definitely make you cry. And then the reaper, which is still. I mean, when I first tasted this.

Nicole [00:27:06]: Yeah. You were like.

John [00:27:08]: Yeah, but I got a little accustomed to it. But you will cry. Like, any of them. You'll cry. Except for this one.

Nicole [00:27:14]: Stools. I'm scared.

John [00:27:17]: Okay.

Nicole [00:27:18]: And I am probably going to be the one that's going to have to pick you. I wrote this one.

John [00:27:21]: Oh, you did? Okay. You could have that. All right. Oh, What? All right. I didn't even read it, so. Have you ever had an awkward, awkward public interaction while. Oh, actually, we might have to put this one back. While drinking or on drugs? Take us to the scene.

Nicole [00:27:44]: Have I ever had an awkward interaction?

John [00:27:47]: An awkward public interaction? While drinking or on drugs? Take us to the scene. So, I mean, you know, like, drinking or on drugs. Not supposed to talk about that. So it'll just be a mystery of which one. Or you can drink the hot sauce.

Nicole [00:28:05]: An awkward interaction.

John [00:28:07]: Have you ever had an awkward public interaction? Public interaction while drinking or on drugs? Take us to the scene. Has to be believable. Otherwise you're gonna be drinking the hot sauce. Or you can just drink the hot sauce.

Nicole [00:28:19]: I don't want to drink the hot sauce.

John [00:28:21]: Yeah. I'm trying to think, because I know of them. I know of at least one.

Nicole [00:28:28]: Yeah. I broke some kid's leg on accident one time when John and I first got together, he, like, grabbed my arm and, like, spun me into him. And then we fell on the ground, and the ambulance had to come and take him away. And he was like, it's not your fault. I have a bad ankle or something. And then I was under the influence and asked to go in the ambulance and take a selfie with him in the ambulance bed.

John [00:29:00]: Yeah. Yeah, let's. There's a little bit more missing from the story, which is that this is right after. Oh, no. Okay. So right after we got together, when you're like, what does this mean? We are. And then you're like, We're a couple. We're, you know, we're a committed relationship.

Nicole [00:29:21]: Yeah, it was like, right after.

John [00:29:23]: Yeah, right after. And then I fly back to San Diego and then it's Valentine's Day. That and I send you flowers.

Nicole [00:29:33]: I didn't know they were at my.

John [00:29:34]: House on Valentine's Day.

Nicole [00:29:37]: That's why we don't drink anymore, because I was out.

John [00:29:40]: You're at brunch.

Nicole [00:29:41]: Brunch. That turned into wait times.

John [00:29:44]: Yeah.

Nicole [00:29:45]: Yeah.

John [00:29:45]: Yes. And then so then I am like, I see your Instagram story of that. Haven't gotten. Haven't got. Haven't gotten my. My flowers on Valentine's Day. I know you went out to drink at brunch and I see an Instagram story of you with a guy in an ambulance. In the ambulance. Yes, in the ambulance. And you didn't get my flowers until like 3:00am yeah. Yeah. So.

Nicole [00:30:13]: Yeah.

John [00:30:13]: Yeah.

Nicole [00:30:14]: That was like the last time I drank like that.

John [00:30:17]: Yeah, that was. Yeah.

Nicole [00:30:18]: Because I also felt like absolute garbage. And I felt bad.

John [00:30:24]: I was questioning my decision because I was like, I just really just did this.

Nicole [00:30:29]: Yeah, you did.

John [00:30:31]: Yeah. Okay, good. You saved yourself from the. From the hot sauce. But I mean, I'll just take the top one. I'm. I'm brave. Uh oh.

Nicole [00:30:43]: Describe the present state of your pubic hair.

John [00:30:46]: Oh, totally unkept. Like a. Like a jungle.

Nicole [00:30:52]: Like, can confirm.

John [00:30:54]: Yeah, like. Yeah, I'm just busy. That's the problem. It's like I keep on every time I'm in the shower, I'm like, I need to get a trim up, you know, cut and. But I'm like, but I gotta like.

Nicole [00:31:04]: Ah, Nicole, just deal with it.

John [00:31:06]: But you can't do, like when it's at this level, you can't do that in the shower. When it's at a lower level, you can do it in the shower. It's at a higher level. You gotta get the scissors, you gotta go to the toilet bowl. You gotta snip over the toilet bowl with the scissors. That's the level that we're talking about, like maintenance. You can handle in the shower, but this is not. So I just don't have the time yet, so.

Nicole [00:31:27]: Right. I don't have the time.

John [00:31:29]: Yeah, I need the, like before I take a shower, I need to think. Okay.

Nicole [00:31:33]: Time, it's just not a top priority for you. Cuz you have the time.

John [00:31:38]: I've got a lot going on though.

Nicole [00:31:40]: You got a lot going on, but yeah.

John [00:31:41]: And you like the, you like the wild.

Nicole [00:31:44]: It's very wild right now.

John [00:31:46]: Okay.

Nicole [00:31:46]: But I do like it a little bit. Something there.

John [00:31:50]: All right.

Nicole [00:31:54]: Pretty sure.

John [00:31:54]: I'm pretty sure we're gonna get you on the. On the hot.

Nicole [00:31:56]: I'm sure you're going to at some time. Oh, God. It might be now. Might be right now. It's the one.

John [00:32:06]: Yeah, this is the one. All right. Describe your nipples as vividly as possible. Use a size comparison, dimes or dinner plates. Question mark. Use a size comparison, dimes or dinner plates.

Nicole [00:32:20]: Do people have dinner plate size nipples or is that, like, exaggeration?

John [00:32:25]: No, I mean, I think like the. A plate. Like a. Like an appetizer plate. Like.

Nicole [00:32:34]: I mean, this one's not horrible.

John [00:32:37]: If you had. If you had that, we would be able to see them coming out. Like the areola. Yeah. So, yeah. So you have to. I mean, I know if you're telling the truth, obviously. So. So, yeah. So you can either describe your nipples as vividly as possible for everyone here, or you can just add the stakes or. Well, no, yeah, you can describe your nipples as vividly as possible. Use a size comparison, dimes or dinner plates, or you can drink the hot sauce. Which will it be?

Nicole [00:33:10]: I mean, I feel like it's not that bad to describe a nipple. Right. It's, you know, I would guess. Okay, I'm gonna try to do it. Hopefully it lives up. See here you can help make sure. So I think they're probably like.

John [00:33:25]: Hold on. Are we talking size? Right?

Nicole [00:33:29]: Like whole?

John [00:33:30]: Yeah. So this is actually a pretty ambiguous question because are we talking nipple or areola? Right. Because there's a difference. Like, there's areola and then there's an.

Nicole [00:33:38]: Areola part of the nipple.

John [00:33:39]: It is the. It is the.

Nicole [00:33:41]: The outside.

John [00:33:41]: Yes.

Nicole [00:33:42]: Yeah. I think like this.

John [00:33:44]: Okay. Yeah.

Nicole [00:33:45]: You would agree.

John [00:33:46]: Yeah, I would agree. Confirm.

Nicole [00:33:48]: And it's like, kind of like, bumpy.

John [00:33:52]: Yeah. Okay.

Nicole [00:33:53]: Is that normal?

John [00:33:54]: Yeah, that's normal. More descriptive than I thought.

Nicole [00:33:57]: The nipple part. I don't know. How do you, like, how do you. I don't know how to describe the nipple part. I feel like it's like, in correlation to the areola, right?

John [00:34:10]: Yeah.

Nicole [00:34:10]: So, like, it's kind of hard to, like, like, I don't know, nipple like this.

John [00:34:15]: Yeah.

Nicole [00:34:17]: And then. Yeah. Is that they're like. Supposedly they say your nipples are the same color as your lips. Mine are maybe a little bit darker than my lip color.

John [00:34:30]: Yeah, I would. I would agree.

Nicole [00:34:31]: You would agree with that?

John [00:34:33]: There you go. You passed the test. We won't put you through any more until the next question.

Nicole [00:34:37]: You're Like, I don't want any more description of my wife's nipples on here. I thought you were gonna forget what.

John [00:34:43]: You saw, what you heard.

Nicole [00:34:45]: You thought you were gonna get me. Okay, okay. Which one do you want?

John [00:34:49]: Just the top one. Give it to me.

Nicole [00:34:54]: Oh, this one's not bad. You'll definitely do it. You can send a message back in time to your younger self about sex. What advice will you impart?

John [00:35:03]: Oh, to the younger self.

Nicole [00:35:05]: Your younger self.

John [00:35:08]: I mean, there's a few things I would impart. Right.

Nicole [00:35:11]: What?

John [00:35:12]: So, like, I mean, I. I would say, okay, when. When you're younger, you will. It will be too quick that you will finish. When you're older, it'll be too long that it takes you to finish. So you're just gonna flip from one to the other instantly. There's no in between.

Nicole [00:35:39]: But why is that good to know?

John [00:35:40]: I mean, just so you know it's coming. So. So you, like, enjoy the fact that you can, like, you know, just keep just going. You can pop off at a reasonable time. Yeah. Like, quick. Like, it's. When you're younger, you're like. Well, when men are younger. All right, when boys are younger. Whatever. Men are younger.

Nicole [00:36:03]: Okay.

John [00:36:05]: You know, you're, like, embarrassed because. Oh, yeah, it's very quick. Yeah.

Nicole [00:36:11]: Yeah.

John [00:36:11]: So. But at some point.

Nicole [00:36:13]: So you're like, don't stress.

John [00:36:14]: Yeah, don't stress.

Nicole [00:36:16]: Okay.

John [00:36:16]: At some point, you're, like, juicy enough. Like, this is taking a long time.

Nicole [00:36:20]: That's not juicy enough.

John [00:36:21]: Yeah, that's not. I will. I'm supposed to give advice, right?

Nicole [00:36:26]: Yeah. To your younger self.

John [00:36:27]: Yeah, it's. Yeah, slow down. You could take a long time. It's. It's like, where. Whatever day of the week you're on, it's a long. You could take a long time to get to next Tuesday.

Nicole [00:36:46]: Oh, my God. That's gonna be the, like, talk of the whole episode, so.

John [00:36:52]: Yeah. Yeah, Slow it down. Slow down. Yeah, there's. Yeah. I mean, you think that's. I don't know what else. I mean, I could give some bad advice, but, I mean, I could give a whole. Write a whole. I could write a whole book.

Nicole [00:37:07]: You didn't have to write all your nipples.

John [00:37:09]: I could definitely write a whole book. But we don't have time for that.

Nicole [00:37:13]: That's.

John [00:37:13]: But, you know, if you want private coaching.

Nicole [00:37:15]: What?

John [00:37:16]: But, like, if you're. Let me be. Let me be. If you're a man. If you're a man and you want, like, coaching, audio coaching on how to please a woman. I Will tell you how to do it. That's what I'm talking about. No, we got.

Nicole [00:37:39]: Yeah, that's not an invitation.

John [00:37:41]: No more DMs. So no more scaring some lady mess with. A bunch of followers messaged me, and I'm like, I showed Nicole this morning.

Nicole [00:37:53]: Because he was like, should I ask if she's a scammer? I'm like, no. Who admits that they're a scammer even if they're a scammer?

John [00:38:02]: Yeah.

Nicole [00:38:03]: Nobody.

John [00:38:04]: Okay, describe the perfect foreplay, what activities and for how long?

Nicole [00:38:12]: I'll spin the wheel.

John [00:38:13]: You're gonna spin the wheel? Oh, okay. I'm surprised.

Nicole [00:38:17]: Like, I mean, I don't want to be.

John [00:38:19]: You can. You can answer this for me privately later. I mean, I already know what it is because I already do the perfect one, so. Okay. Spin. Spin the wheel of hot sauce.

Nicole [00:38:27]: Some hot sauce.

John [00:38:29]: Oh, that's the one you didn't want. All right, so here, you can fill it up. Yeah, so it's like hot sauce. I'm not gonna do you too dirt. Like, we gotta. I'm only gonna fill it up to about here.

Nicole [00:38:40]: What? That's way too much. I don't even know if you can get that much out of that bottle.

John [00:38:46]: No, I'm not. I'm only gonna give you a little bit because we don't need to go to the hospital or, you know, the hospital. Don't try this at home. You need to be 21 years old. Don't drink. Make your own. Don't drink hot sauce out of spin a wheel. Kids, do not have a party. Invite your friends over hours later.

Nicole [00:39:09]: That's the one. I don't know if it's gonna even come out very well.

John [00:39:13]: I mean, that's more than enough. Like, you're not even gonna go, how.

Nicole [00:39:16]: Can I stick my tongue in there?

John [00:39:20]: I don't know. We didn't really think this through that much. Like, I could dilute it with this one slightly and make it more liquidy.

Nicole [00:39:28]: No, don't add more hot sauce to my hot sauce.

John [00:39:30]: Believe me, that would dilute it. It would be less of a pain.

Nicole [00:39:35]: I think you can stick my tongue in there. Does this count?

John [00:39:37]: I mean, people didn't. They gotta pay extra to see you stick your tongue in there after describing your nipples?

Nicole [00:39:43]: Come on. I don't even know if I can reach down in here.

John [00:39:48]: Oh, you can.

Nicole [00:39:51]: I can't.

John [00:39:52]: You can.

Nicole [00:39:54]: I can't.

John [00:39:56]: Hold on. Look, here's what you gotta do. You gotta hold it like that.

Nicole [00:40:01]: That's gonna Be part of the video clip I fear.

John [00:40:06]: Yeah. Okay. I just gotta put enough in there so that it's actually, like.

Nicole [00:40:11]: Should I just drip some directly on my tongue?

John [00:40:14]: That's what I like. From the. From the vessel, though, not from the bottle. We're not. This is just picking up a lot of stuff. We're civilized, you know? I mean, we're not. Oh, shit. I just.

Nicole [00:40:26]: Okay. I can get some right there, right? I'm scared.

John [00:40:30]: You should be scared. I spilled some on the table, too. I'm just gonna take a. Did you. How is that.

Nicole [00:40:44]: It's not as bad as that one, but I don't know if you haven't even tried that. I have tried that one. I dipped.

John [00:40:51]: Oh, yeah, yeah, Yeah, a little bit. A little? Yeah. Okay. She comes back for more.

Nicole [00:40:59]: Look, we're supposed to drink the hot sauce. I don't want to skip, skimp out on people. So seriously, extra hot. Which I think, like, if I had to get more. It's good flavor.

John [00:41:12]: Yeah. Okay.

Nicole [00:41:14]: That one, though, like, I mean, it's spicy, don't get me wrong. But I can't. That's the best I can do.

John [00:41:22]: Okay, well, you're like.

Nicole [00:41:24]: Okay.

John [00:41:24]: I mean, if I have to drink.

Nicole [00:41:26]: That one again, it's.

John [00:41:27]: I mean, if you have to drink it again and we'll fill it more, like, you have to have more of a. More of a punishment, you know? So.

Nicole [00:41:34]: Did you get upset and you just tore out a piece of paper?

John [00:41:36]: No, I had to clean. Oh. Oh, yeah, That's. Yeah.

Nicole [00:41:40]: You got to pick one.

John [00:41:41]: Oh, okay. Well, this. This time we'll do it like this, because I don't trust the top now.

Nicole [00:41:45]: Why?

John [00:41:46]: Because it could be dangerous. All right, what do we got?

Nicole [00:41:51]: Oh, interesting. If I cheat on my partner, is it absolutely essential I tell them why or why not?

John [00:42:04]: No, I'm just kidding.

Nicole [00:42:06]: What?

John [00:42:08]: Yes, it is absolutely essential. The reason why is because they deserve to know.

Nicole [00:42:15]: Why do they deserve to know?

John [00:42:17]: Well, I mean, like, because I can do a whole episode giving me what.

Nicole [00:42:24]: I want to hear.

John [00:42:24]: I could give, but I could do a whole. Are you kidding me? I could do a whole episode on this topic. From my past history of not telling the truth. Not in our relationship, but better not in our past. Yeah. And the whole tangled web of lies that unfolded and the harm that I caused everyone. So. Yeah, because it will cause a lot more harm and destruction, you know, in the. Later. So. Yeah, and. And so people don't, you know, move to Seattle and.

Nicole [00:43:03]: Because you should tell the truth.

John [00:43:05]: Yeah. Okay.

Nicole [00:43:06]: That's why we're playing this.

John [00:43:08]: All right.

Nicole [00:43:10]: And you want to do another one.

John [00:43:12]: I mean, it's yours, so.

Nicole [00:43:13]: I know, but you look like you're about to.

John [00:43:15]: Because I feel like I deserve to drink some hot sauce. All right, you get the good one. What is the kinkiest request you've ever declined?

Nicole [00:43:30]: Kinkiest requests I've ever declined. I don't feel like I've had anything like that.

John [00:43:41]: Kinkiest request you've ever decl. You don't decline any kinky requests.

Nicole [00:43:47]: I don't feel like I've had any requests.

John [00:43:54]: I can think of one that I declined, yeah.

Nicole [00:43:58]: Oh, but is that kinky? It's just, like, something you don't like.

John [00:44:04]: I mean, it's kinky.

Nicole [00:44:11]: Okay, I. No, we're probably not thinking.

John [00:44:14]: Okay. We're probably not thinking of the same one. Oh, you lucky. I was thinking of, like, a threesome.

Nicole [00:44:24]: I kind of needed milk. Oh, that's true.

John [00:44:28]: Yeah. So you could have. You got to.

Nicole [00:44:29]: Got.

John [00:44:29]: Got to. Got off easy on that one.

Nicole [00:44:32]: I didn't want the world to know.

John [00:44:34]: I can't believe you got the milk.

Nicole [00:44:36]: You're lucky the Tabasco tastes good. The thing is, I like the taste. Hot sauce.

John [00:44:40]: You don't like milk, so. Yeah, you got to fill it up to the top. You got to take a full milk.

Nicole [00:44:46]: Oh, yeah. No, yeah. We should have got almond milk or something.

John [00:44:50]: Or breast milk.

Nicole [00:44:52]: Breast milk. Where the hell would I get that? From Ralph's bodybuilders.

John [00:44:57]: What bodybuilders get breast milk? Human breast milk.

Nicole [00:45:00]: That's freaking weird. The black market.

John [00:45:02]: From the black market. Yeah. Because it has, like, the.

Nicole [00:45:04]: Bottoms up. I don't want to drink this.

John [00:45:09]: You drink hot sauce. Drink the milk. Jesus.

Nicole [00:45:14]: It's so plain.

John [00:45:16]: Oh, my God.

Nicole [00:45:19]: I don't like it. Plot twist.

John [00:45:26]: No one's gonna believe you. But it is true. She despises regular milk.

Nicole [00:45:33]: I don't like.

John [00:45:34]: Okay, yeah, no, they get it. They get the. What is it? The. The colostrum. The colostrum. Human colostrum. It's like it has all these proteins, and that's weird. Okay, all right, we'll just do this.

Nicole [00:45:46]: But where are they getting the milk.

John [00:45:48]: From the black market from? There's a lot of women that want.

Nicole [00:45:52]: To make you answer this one. What's a sex thing? You've never been able to try, but wish you could.

John [00:46:07]: I'm going to spin the wheel.

Nicole [00:46:09]: Oh.

John [00:46:12]: Oh, no, no. You get milk. I get this. Yes.

Nicole [00:46:20]: And that one.

John [00:46:21]: Can I change my mind?

Nicole [00:46:22]: No.

John [00:46:24]: All right, all right.

Nicole [00:46:26]: It has a red dot on it for.

John [00:46:29]: For death. Like, don't drink this.

Nicole [00:46:33]: That's also a thick one. But.

John [00:46:37]: Estuper the Monte Picante, I believe that means stupidly hot.

Nicole [00:46:45]: I want to know the answer to this question.

John [00:46:49]: I'll tell you later. I'll show you later.

Nicole [00:46:55]: I might already know the answer.

John [00:46:57]: This is. That's far too. It's like, that's. That's a lot for that one.

Nicole [00:47:04]: It is, but you're not gonna be able to get it out, huh?

John [00:47:08]: I'll get it out. I'm seriously afraid of this. This right here?

Nicole [00:47:13]: Yeah. And I. I'm still.

John [00:47:15]: I eat a lot of hot Tabasco. This is hotter than that stuff. I eat a lot of hot stuff, but I'm. This. This scares me.

Nicole [00:47:23]: Yeah, it's scary.

John [00:47:25]: We didn't say we couldn't have chase or have a little bit of water. Okay.

Nicole [00:47:28]: Yeah, we did say. No, we didn't.

John [00:47:30]: No, we did.

Nicole [00:47:31]: But you can't do that.

John [00:47:33]: I just don't get the milk unless I spin the milk. But I may purposely spin. No, I won't do that.

Nicole [00:47:40]: And then you'll get it again.

John [00:47:42]: I gotta prepare myself so I don't actually, like, throw up or something.

Nicole [00:47:47]: You're gonna throw up. We're gonna be here all day waiting for that.

John [00:47:53]: Oh, it's not.

Nicole [00:47:58]: I guess I should have got the more shallow ones.

John [00:48:02]: Oh.

Nicole [00:48:05]: Can we dilute it with water? We don't have water.

John [00:48:07]: Oh, that's what we were talking. Oh, here. It's coming. See, look at that. It's dripping down.

Nicole [00:48:13]: Oh, yeah, it is. That hurts my tongue just looking at it. Because the Tabasco did kind of burn my tongue in the moment. It didn't feel as painful. That was just a drop.

John [00:48:30]: Oh, good. Got a little pepper.

Nicole [00:48:36]: Pepper seed. Just stick your tongue in there. Your tongue could reach.

John [00:48:54]: Mine could go. I could reach for two of these.

Nicole [00:48:59]: I know my nose is running. That one's like a buildable. The Tabasco. You're gonna be hurting with that one too. That one's rough. We need somewhat. We go deep, not just. All right, scary. Set it over there in case you need it again.

John [00:49:26]: Hopefully not. You gotta learn my lesson. Just.

Nicole [00:49:29]: I want this one.

John [00:49:31]: No, you don't get. You have this one.

Nicole [00:49:35]: Not just the dirty ones.

John [00:49:38]: We only got, like, a little bit of time left. We gotta get some good ones for the. For the promotion. Okay. If we were stuck on a desert island, how many days do we. Out of boredom?

Nicole [00:50:00]: Not very long.

John [00:50:04]: I actually.

Nicole [00:50:06]: 30 minutes.

John [00:50:10]: But if we're stuck On a desert island. You're going to be freaking out.

Nicole [00:50:14]: Yeah.

John [00:50:15]: It might take some days for you to. Some days for you to calm down in. But yeah.

Nicole [00:50:20]: That one's maybe more of evening time.

John [00:50:22]: Dude. This one is more designed for the group, you know, I mean, like, because.

Nicole [00:50:25]: You want the shock factor. Yeah. So, like, you ask, like, do with like, friends or whatever and, like, try to be dramatic.

John [00:50:33]: Yeah. Like, if you ask your friend this.

Nicole [00:50:35]: Though, then you just messed up your friendship.

John [00:50:39]: Yeah.

Nicole [00:50:39]: It's giving horror movie where someone's having sex because they're afraid that they're gonna die.

John [00:50:45]: Yeah.

Nicole [00:50:46]: So they're like, might as well have sex one more time. Right. Pick your card.

John [00:50:49]: Okay. Take the top one. Let's take the top one.

Nicole [00:50:55]: What's the last object you put inside yourself or another.

John [00:51:05]: Has been object. Huh?

Nicole [00:51:08]: It says last object.

John [00:51:09]: Let's just. Let's spin the wheel for. I'm saving your. For your honor. I am spinning the wheel.

Nicole [00:51:20]: No, the reaper.

John [00:51:22]: This is where second worst one is it.

Nicole [00:51:24]: I don't know. The Tabasco one's pretty hot.

John [00:51:27]: And plus. Oh, I'm. You're going to give me a new cup. Okay. Yeah, that's good. That's. That's sportly.

Nicole [00:51:33]: Oh, this one's a little bit more liquidy, so I don't feel like this one's probably as bad.

John [00:51:38]: It's. That's. It's hot.

Nicole [00:51:41]: It looks more vinegary, though.

John [00:51:44]: I'm still burning from the last one.

Nicole [00:51:46]: Well, then you won't feel that one.

John [00:51:49]: Come here. See you next Tuesday.

Nicole [00:51:55]: Here's a new game. Drink whatever you want every time John says, see you next Tuesday. You were very close to milk, though.

John [00:52:12]: I mean, it definitely has that vinegar.

Nicole [00:52:15]: Yeah.

John [00:52:16]: But it's also really hot.

Nicole [00:52:19]: I guess. So what?

John [00:52:29]: Have you ever been injured during sex or injured someone else? Heartbreaks don't count.

Nicole [00:52:35]: Didn't you, like, accidentally elbow me in the face when I count? How does that not count?

John [00:52:41]: It's got to be like.

Nicole [00:52:47]: A piece of the stuff came up a little bit. It's got to be like, what?

John [00:52:53]: I mean, elbowed in the face, like accident. It's like. Like big during the act of sex.

Nicole [00:53:02]: I don't think I have. Besides injured someone else, like, actually hurt somebody.

John [00:53:10]: Oh, I guess it'd be like twisting.

Nicole [00:53:12]: An ankle or twisting an ankle.

John [00:53:14]: Falling.

Nicole [00:53:16]: Falling down the steps. No, none of that's ever happened.

John [00:53:21]: Okay. I mean, that's like. All right.

Nicole [00:53:25]: You want the top one?

John [00:53:26]: Yeah, let's take that.

Nicole [00:53:29]: Who here would have the best sexual chemistry with me based upon what evidence? I feel like this one doesn't count.

John [00:53:36]: Yeah, that was. It's pretty much a gimme, so you get another one.

Nicole [00:53:44]: If you and I were in a porn together, what would its clickbait title be? Oh, would it live up to that promise.

John [00:53:57]: If. Give it to me one more time.

Nicole [00:53:59]: If you and I were in a porn together, what would its clickbait title be? And would it live up to that promise?

John [00:54:15]: Well, I'm gonna have to conspire with.

Nicole [00:54:17]: No, you gotta use your brain.

John [00:54:20]: I want to see what chat GPT. Just as for.

Nicole [00:54:23]: No, Something was snorkeling. I'm helping you. I'm your chat GPT.

John [00:54:38]: But I'm trying to do, like, better than perfect on the. Like, better than butter. But. But better what? I just. It's not coming.

Nicole [00:54:52]: Butter snorkel. I feel like I'm saying. And you have to spin the wheel. If you can't come up with one.

John [00:55:09]: There'S got to be a better than perfect pun here, right? Like a better. Better than. I don't know. I guess I'll spin the wheel. Oh, God. This son of a. Not again. This thing, this hot sauce, when you bought this, it had, like, a. More on there. It had, like a skeleton reaper.

Nicole [00:55:47]: Yeah.

John [00:55:47]: On top of it with a cape.

Nicole [00:55:49]: Where did he go? Yeah, this is his body. Bottoms up. That was a lot.

John [00:56:00]: That's a lot.

Nicole [00:56:03]: We're not going to be able to taste anything we eat for dinner later, man.

John [00:56:06]: I'm just.

Nicole [00:56:07]: You can just do the top one.

John [00:56:08]: Worried about the heartburn? The bathroom, you know, your old.

Nicole [00:56:13]: It's going to come out like lava.

John [00:56:16]: All right, go ahead. The top one. Okay. If you can abstain from sex and masturbation for one full year, you'll win $27,000 and a nice used car. Will you make it?

Nicole [00:56:32]: Yes, I could do that, but it would be very hard.

John [00:56:36]: You. Wait a minute. You're saying. Yes.

Nicole [00:56:40]: Get out the willpower.

John [00:56:42]: If you can abstain from sex and masturbation for one full year, you'll win $27,000 in a nice used car. Will you make it?

Nicole [00:56:54]: Oh, it's not like that much money. I just heard the wheel.

John [00:56:59]: I just heard that you tried to lie. Spin the wheel. Trying to lie equals spin the wheel.

Nicole [00:57:03]: Oh, I got the crystals. One.

John [00:57:04]: You wouldn't make it. That's three weeks.

Nicole [00:57:08]: Very true.

John [00:57:12]: Year. I'll give you a lot of that because.

Nicole [00:57:16]: Whoa.

John [00:57:17]: All right. That one just. That's a pleasurable experience.

Nicole [00:57:25]: I mean, it's not bad, but just drinking hot sauce is not great. It could be worse, I guess. This one doesn't count, but do you find me physically attractive? What if I bat my eyelashes like this?

John [00:57:47]: See you next Tuesday.

Nicole [00:57:49]: That one doesn't count.

John [00:57:50]: Okay.

Nicole [00:57:53]: Have you ever cried after or during sex? Were they tears of joy, love, or utter disappointment?

John [00:58:05]: I mean, before, during or after?

Nicole [00:58:11]: It says after or during.

John [00:58:13]: Oh, after or during.

Nicole [00:58:15]: Yeah.

John [00:58:19]: Yeah, I think you've. You've made me cry tears of joy before. Yes, I will say.

Nicole [00:58:26]: You think or you know?

John [00:58:27]: I know.

Nicole [00:58:27]: Cause I'm making. Spin the wheel.

John [00:58:29]: I know. It is true. Amazingly so. Okay, what do you want?

Nicole [00:58:36]: They're, like, kicking her under the table. Sure. Yeah.

John [00:58:40]: All right. What's your most complimented anatomical feature as described by your lovers? Well, as described by your lover or your. I mean, what's your most compliment to anatomical features?

Nicole [00:58:56]: I think it has to be the badonkadonk.

John [00:59:00]: Okay.

Nicole [00:59:00]: Would you agree?

John [00:59:02]: I mean. See you next Tuesday also is.

Nicole [00:59:08]: Then do I have to spin the wheel because I got it wrong?

John [00:59:13]: No, I won't be that mean.

Nicole [00:59:14]: Okay.

John [00:59:15]: It's a close tie. So.

Nicole [00:59:20]: What did you observe from porn that you later realized was unrealistic? How'd you make this discovery?

John [00:59:27]: Never watch porn.

Nicole [00:59:29]: Spin the wheel.

John [00:59:31]: It's a joke.

Nicole [00:59:32]: Spin the wheel.

John [00:59:33]: All right, fine. I'll spin the wheel anyway. But wait. What is the question, though?

Nicole [00:59:36]: What did you observe from porn that you later realized was unrealistic? How did you make this discovery, like.

John [00:59:46]: The squirting across the room but spin the wheel? Because I. Jesus. What the hell? Are you serious?

Nicole [00:59:55]: We're not gonna have any hot sauce?

John [00:59:56]: Yeah, I'm gonna drink this whole bottle of reaper sauce. You know what's the sad thing is, like, even though we say 21 plus, right. Some kid at home.

Nicole [01:00:08]: That's a lot.

John [01:00:09]: Is gonna go. Is gonna go buy this reaper hot sauce, right? And gonna drink it. And with all.

Nicole [01:00:18]: Don't try this at home.

John [01:00:20]: And then he's going to be crying.

Nicole [01:00:24]: Then. That's the consequence of his action, I guess. But. All right, we've done a lot of, like, the dirty.

John [01:00:34]: This is starting to turn me on now. I'm starting to become, like a. A sadist or no. Masochist.

Nicole [01:00:42]: Let's do some of the.

John [01:00:43]: We're training our brain. It's like, let's do some of. To associate sex with pain.

Nicole [01:00:48]: Do not cover me in hot sauce. I refuse.

John [01:00:51]: All right, you want to do one?

Nicole [01:00:52]: Okay, well, like, you know, just to switch a lot.

John [01:00:55]: Okay. We're Just stay away from the. The easy stuff here.

Nicole [01:00:59]: What's something you're currently doing that you'll stop. Hold on. What's something you're currently doing that you'll stop if and only if you get caught?

John [01:01:09]: Oh, we had. We. We like, saw this one in there that. Well, then you get. You're getting caught if you say it right. What's something that I'm currently doing? What? Say it again.

Nicole [01:01:26]: What's something you're currently doing that you'll stop if and only if you get caught?

John [01:01:42]: I feel like getting caught is not a deterrent for me. I don't know. I don't. I don't have. Like.

Nicole [01:02:08]: You gotta give me something or you gotta spin the wheel.

John [01:02:11]: I don't have anything, so I absolutely have to spin.

Nicole [01:02:15]: None. No, none, none, none. That's the reaper.

John [01:02:25]: Yeah, that's the wrinkle.

Nicole [01:02:26]: Four times. Just keep that over there.

John [01:02:29]: How do I keep on getting the reaper? Why can't I get milk?

Nicole [01:02:32]: I thought I would be the one drinking the most hot sauce. Yeah, I have kind of made you drink some hot sauce.

John [01:02:38]: Yeah, you have.

Nicole [01:02:39]: You haven't given, like, some real, real good answers. Some of them.

John [01:02:44]: All right.

Nicole [01:02:45]: I had to describe my nipples.

John [01:02:47]: I could describe my nipples. I could describe your nipples.

Nicole [01:03:01]: Wow. All right.

John [01:03:04]: This one.

Nicole [01:03:05]: Yeah. Yeah. Because it's got, like, more stuff.

John [01:03:08]: All right. What's the meanest thing you've seen me do? Oh, that's a good one.

Nicole [01:03:16]: Seen you do.

John [01:03:16]: Yeah. Not heard of me doing?

Nicole [01:03:20]: I mean, you got angry and you called me a name one time. But I did say the forbidden words. But it was really mean.

John [01:03:33]: That's true. I'm sorry.

Nicole [01:03:41]: What'S the shallowest reason you've ever swiped left on a dating profile before we were married?

John [01:03:48]: The shallowest reason?

Nicole [01:03:49]: Yeah.

John [01:03:49]: Because she was not good looking.

Nicole [01:03:52]: But, like, what made her not good looking?

John [01:03:54]: Oh.

Nicole [01:03:57]: Like, they're meaning, like, her shoes were ugly in the picture or something.

John [01:04:01]: Is that shallow?

Nicole [01:04:02]: Like, you need to do one where you thought the girl was attractive, but something caught your eye and made you swipe left?

John [01:04:11]: I mean, I don't. Like, I had pretty. Like, for me to swipe right was a rare occurrence.

Nicole [01:04:19]: Well, what's the shallowest thing?

John [01:04:22]: Oh, yes. And there's a lot of not stunningly beautiful.

Nicole [01:04:28]: Spin the wheel.

John [01:04:29]: That's true. Not stunningly beautiful. That's the shallowest thing.

Nicole [01:04:34]: I guess it's.

John [01:04:35]: That's pretty shallow. Is that not pretty shallow?

Nicole [01:04:38]: I mean, I guess it just seems like a safe answer, but you could go ahead.

John [01:04:43]: Okay, we gotta do this one.

Nicole [01:04:44]: I would say. No, we gotta do one more.

John [01:04:47]: And then. And then one more of these each. And then one more of these each. And then we're. We're out of time.

Nicole [01:04:53]: Okay.

John [01:04:53]: Okay. You just want to torture me.

Nicole [01:04:57]: Yes.

John [01:05:01]: Are there certain situations with me you avoid on purpose? It's supposed to be like. Like, you're my friend, and then I'm like, are there certain situations with you.

Nicole [01:05:12]: That I avoid on purpose?

John [01:05:14]: On purpose? Like that. That's how it's supposed to be. But. But we'll just treat it how it is. Are there situations that you avoid with.

Nicole [01:05:22]: Me on purpose that I avoid with you on purpose?

John [01:05:25]: Yeah.

Nicole [01:05:27]: I don't think so, but I'm trying to think.

John [01:05:28]: It feels like you're lying now.

Nicole [01:05:30]: What situations I avoid with you on purpose? If Toto has an accident, I tried to avoid you getting you involved with that.

John [01:05:44]: Yeah.

Nicole [01:05:44]: But I. I feel like I just deal with it so that you don't get mad.

John [01:05:49]: But I don't. I. I take care of her. What was the last time she had an accident? What did I say?

Nicole [01:05:57]: Yeah, you were fine then.

John [01:05:58]: Yeah. See? All right.

Nicole [01:06:00]: But it's just easier to avoid.

John [01:06:02]: Yeah.

Nicole [01:06:03]: She doesn't have accidents very often, though. Do you consider me a name dropper? What's the last name? You heard me. Drop.

John [01:06:11]: You're asking me this?

Nicole [01:06:13]: Yeah.

John [01:06:16]: Oh, if I consider you a name dropper?

Nicole [01:06:18]: Yeah.

John [01:06:21]: Dave Chappelle.

Nicole [01:06:24]: But do you consider me a name dropper?

John [01:06:26]: No. No.

Nicole [01:06:31]: Okay.

John [01:06:31]: Okay. Now we go on to the good stuff. You're gonna spin?

Nicole [01:06:35]: Yeah.

John [01:06:35]: You've only spun the wheel, hyped up on hot sauce.

Nicole [01:06:37]: That's why you want to do that?

John [01:06:40]: Okay, we're skipping. Are you a good kisser? How do you know?

Nicole [01:06:44]: Duh.

John [01:06:45]: How do you know, though?

Nicole [01:06:47]: Because you told me.

John [01:06:48]: That's true. All right, that one doesn't count. Have you ever filmed yourself having sex? What did you do with the footage? Oh, the reaper strikes again. The reaper is like, where did we get this thing from, China? Is it like. Like a rig? Is it a rigged one?

Nicole [01:07:13]: Well, good thing I didn't put the extra hot one on there. On the green.

John [01:07:19]: It's like a dry.

Nicole [01:07:20]: You definitely do just like eating the hot sauce now. Okay.

John [01:07:24]: All right, buddy, that's enough of a torture. All right. You're gonna feel that one in your nipples.

Nicole [01:07:37]: I'm trying to determine if I think this one's hotter than that one.

John [01:07:41]: Really? Yeah, it might be.

Nicole [01:07:45]: Unless that one's gonna grow like that one. But, yeah, I mean, it's definitely hot.

John [01:07:48]: I feel like maybe what happened with this one, though, is that I didn't shake it when I first got it. And, like, the hotter part was at the. Because I feel like it was hotter, you know, because, remember when I first started? Yeah, but how could you handle the last one? You just handled this.

Nicole [01:08:06]: I like spicy.

John [01:08:07]: Yeah.

Nicole [01:08:07]: All right.

John [01:08:08]: I like the slap.

Nicole [01:08:09]: Oh, this is a good one for the end. Will you answer or will you spin? Have you ever had a threesome? If you haven't yet, build your ideal trio? I know the answer to this. So are you going to give us the answer? Are you going to spin the wheel?

John [01:08:37]: I have to describe the situation.

Nicole [01:08:40]: No, Just says, have you ever had a threesome? If you haven't yet, build your ideal trio. My lips are burning.

John [01:08:51]: Yes.

Nicole [01:08:55]: Was it your ideal trio?

John [01:08:59]: No. Were you there? Were there two of you?

Nicole [01:09:05]: Good answer.

John [01:09:07]: Do you have a clone?

Nicole [01:09:09]: No. No.

John [01:09:10]: Then it wasn't my ideal trio. You know that then.

Nicole [01:09:12]: All right, well, now that we're all.

John [01:09:15]: I should do one more, though. I feel like we should do one more.

Nicole [01:09:18]: All right, go ahead.

John [01:09:18]: Because you got off pretty easy. So.

Nicole [01:09:19]: What?

John [01:09:20]: Like, you haven't had to do this. I mean, I guess you.

Nicole [01:09:24]: Who knows if I'm gonna have to. Yeah, I think that one. I don't know.

John [01:09:31]: If you had to write a quick start guide to getting you off. What are the key bullet points?

Nicole [01:09:39]: Some things are. Some things are better left unsaid. I don't. My mouth is not happy. This one's, like. This one's definitely hotter because it's.

John [01:09:58]: Yeah. It's also, like, congealed in there. Like, it's, like, years old.

Nicole [01:10:06]: Is it even still good?

John [01:10:07]: I think it doesn't matter. Hot sauce doesn't go bad because it's got so many preservatives. Like, the hotness.

Nicole [01:10:13]: Best by date is when.

John [01:10:16]: Wait, Best buy date. Like, two years ago.

Nicole [01:10:18]: Best Buy.

John [01:10:19]: Best.

Nicole [01:10:19]: No. Best Buy. August 2020, 2203 years ago.

John [01:10:31]: There you go. You got some. Yeah, get some tongue action on there. Oh, God, that's gonna burn.

Nicole [01:10:39]: That one. It, like, doesn't hurt right away. Yeah, it hurts after, right? Is it my go to your go?

John [01:10:44]: It's your. All right. You gotta ask me. Okay. And this is the final, final. The final, final.

Nicole [01:10:53]: Inadvertent nudity. Tell us about when it happened to you. Do you want this one or you want a different one?

John [01:10:59]: Inadvertent nudity. Like accidental nudity. When it happened to me, you know me, I just walk around with my schlong hanging out the front of the window. I don't care So, I mean, that's really not.

Nicole [01:11:13]: That's not a good one.

John [01:11:14]: It's not good enough.

Nicole [01:11:14]: It's not good enough. What's the best compliment you've ever gotten on your sexual performance?

John [01:11:24]: Like, was that a hint?

Nicole [01:11:30]: No, it's all the hot sauce.

John [01:11:34]: The best compliment. I mean, I would say that it's like. It's not words. It's being knocked rendered unconscious.

Nicole [01:11:52]: True.

John [01:11:53]: Yeah. Not able to speak for some period of time.

Nicole [01:11:58]: I can. Yes.

John [01:11:59]: Yeah. Okay. That's it. We survived the wheel of hot sauce and. Yeah. Why do we do this? Because I came up. That's right. So, yeah, no, I think the game's pretty cool.

Nicole [01:12:14]: Yeah.

John [01:12:16]: I think, like, I just want to see real quick, like, these. If dogs and their owners are supposed to have matching personalities, what type of dogs should I get? What's something you think people should appreciate more about you? I mean, these are just fun questions, like, what makes you so much fun?

Nicole [01:12:32]: They definitely help you get to know the person by asking questions that you wouldn't normally ask.

John [01:12:37]: This is like, okay, we just met. Like, couples come over, like, you know, new friends. Let's. Yeah. You know, like, what would you entrust me with above anyone else? Right?

Nicole [01:12:49]: Like, my stomach hurts.

John [01:12:52]: This one is. Is more like the, okay, what's a grand gesture? You tried to save or repair a relationship. Have you ever sat back and watched me confidently do something incorrectly? Have you broken any bones? What happened? Did you hear a crack? That's also, like, you know, like, you know, you could. You could have that in pleasant company.

Nicole [01:13:13]: I don't recommend playing this game with hot sauce.

John [01:13:16]: Are you suffering the.

Nicole [01:13:18]: My stomach, it's not happy.

John [01:13:21]: What's the most fundamental difference between us? Should we try to resolve it or celebrate it? Have you ever become attracted to someone solely because you thought they might be into you? Have you ever broken off plans with me to be with someone else? Oh, that one could.

Nicole [01:13:35]: I'm in trouble.

John [01:13:36]: Are you really? You're getting the. The burn.

Nicole [01:13:39]: Yeah, I don't feel good. I'm drinking milk. That's when you know it's bad.

John [01:13:44]: Is it like the. The stomach?

Nicole [01:13:46]: Yeah, it's like, up top.

John [01:13:47]: Yeah, because you didn't eat enough food. That's why I had those.

Nicole [01:13:50]: But I had crackers.

John [01:13:52]: Yeah, maybe not enough. So. Okay, we better end the episode so you can die. All right, guys, that's it. Definitely. Check out the game.

Nicole [01:14:04]: Truth or drink. It is fun. Just don't do it with hot sauce.

John [01:14:07]: Yeah, and I would recommend, like I said, you know, in Mix company. Like I mean maybe not like if you want to really want to like yeah, yeah. Like I would like a random group of people that you don't know very well.

Nicole [01:14:21]: Skip the red.

John [01:14:22]: No, that's good. Let's go to random group like your close friends. You start asking the red questions and you start have to answer some of these ones about like what your ideal threesome thing would be or like would you how long would it take for you to have sex with me on a desert island? Those could be dangerous. So if you want to live dangerously. All right, yeah, that's it. We'll see you next week. Send us an email and yeah if you have a suggestion for or maybe.

Nicole [01:14:52]: You'Ll see us playing this game recommendation again but maybe we'll change up the wheel no to something else.

John [01:14:59]: Just a hotter hot sauce.

Nicole [01:15:00]: No.

John [01:15:01]: Yeah. All right, we'll see you next week.

Nicole [01:15:04]: Bye.